Monday, June 22, 2009

job interview



"Pang-ilang beses mo na sa Japan?"

"Perstaym ko po."

"At bakit mo namang gusto mag-Japan?"

"Para po makatulong sa pamilya ko."

"...Ah. May job experience ka na ba dito sa 'Pinas?"

"Meron po, dun po sa amin, tagahugas po ng puwit."

"Caregiver ka? Yaya?"

"Hindi po. Tagahugas po ng puwit ng baso."

"Akala ko naman kung ano. Saang bar?

"Sa karinderya po."

"Nag-waitress ka?"

"Waitress nga po, pero ang spelling daw po ay G-R-O."

"Ah...ganun pala. Ano ba'ng specialty mo 'day?"

"Adobo po at saka bulalo. Pag sfecial occasions naman po prut salad na may mais."

"Puro luto ka lang pala eh! Marunong ka bang sumayaw?"

"Marunong naman po."

"Yun naman pala eh. Hala sige, mag-sample ka nga diyan."

"Pwede po song and dance?"

"Aba pwedeng-pwede, mas maganda nga 'yung ganun."

"Sige po."

(Katahimikan.)

"O, bakit di ka pa sumasayaw?"

"Wala pong music eh."

"Akala ko ba kakanta ka?"

"Sasayaw po muna bago kakanta."

"Naku naman. O sige, papalakpak ako tapos sabayan mo ha."

"Ok po."

(Palakpakan.)

"O, bakit di ka pa rin gumagalaw?"

"Di ko po alam 'yung sayaw na 'yan eh."

"..."

(Ngiti.)

"O sige, kumanta ka na lang."

"Wala po bang mic?"

"Wala! Bilisan mo, kantahin mo nga 'yung 'My Heart Will Go On'. Paborito 'yun ng mga Yakuza."

"Di ko po memorize eh."

"Ano ba'ng kanta ang alam mo?"

"Yung duwet po kasi ang pinraktis ko sa bahay kasama si kuya."

"Ano'ng duet naman?"

"Yung kay Brabra po."

"Brabra? Baka Barbra? Barbra Streisand? Tsaka 'yung kay Bryan Adams?"

"'Yun nga po."

"O sige, 'yun na lang. One, two, three, kanta!"

(...)

"O, ano na naman ang problema?"

"Kayo po dapat ang magsimula eh."

"Ako, bakit ako?"

"Kasi po lalaki 'yung simula nu'n eh..."

"!"

"Sige na sir..."

"O siya. (Eherm, pakanta, husky voice) I finally found someone, who knocks me off my feet... I finally found the one...who makes me feel complete."

"It started ober coffee, we started out as prends, it's panny how prom simple things... the vest things vegin..."

"This time it's different... (Ta ra ra ra) It's all because of you.. (Ta ra ra ra) It's better than it's ever been... 'Cause we can talk it through..."

"My peybrit line... was Can I call you sometime? It's all you had to sey... To take my vreath away..."

(Sabay) "Dizizit, oh, I finally foooound someone... Someone to share my life! I finally foooound the one... To be with every night!"

"'Cozz whateber I do..."

"It's just got to be you.."

(Sabay ulit) "My life has just begun... I finally found someone..."

(Sway-sway)

"Did I keep you waiting?"

"I didn't mine..."

"I apologize."

"Baby, that's pine... I would wait poreber just to know you were mind."

"You know, I love your hair."

"Are you sure it looks right?"

"I love what you wear."

"Isn't it too tight?"

"You're exceptional...I can't wait for the rest of my life."

(Sabay) "Dizizit, oh, I finally foooound someone... Someone to share my life! I finally foooound the one... To be with every night..."

"'Cause whatever I do..."

"It's just got to be you..."

(Oh yeah)

(Holding hands while walking pa-sway-sway pa, tingin sa kawalan bago mag-aabot-tingin)

"My life has just begun...I finally found someone..."

(Fade)

"Ok ok, tama na!"

"Tanggap na po ako Sir?"

" :) "

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