Tuesday, March 24, 2009

so this is why they became extinct

One fine Saturday, Dinosaur A was calmly devouring a piece of human from a nearby movie set when suddenly Dinosaur B, a Pterosaurus, came swooping down from the heavens and landed on Dinosaur A. The experience of being pounced on by another Saur, and a prettily winged one for that matter, was an experience too overwhelming for Dinosaur A, and he promptly dropped what was left of the human. The pretty Pterosaur quickly caught the dripping human torso and gave it back to Dinosaur A. "Let's save it for later, dear," she crooned. And they spent the rest of the day tickling each other. The End.

Make way for the great

It dances! It sings! It also eats meat!

See, this is what happens when I don't get my deep dark sleep when I want to.

Good morning, kids.

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